[Intro] [Am] [C+] [C] [D7] [F] [Fm] [Verse 1] [C] I've got a little black book with my poems in. [E] Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in. [F] [C] [F] [C] When I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone in. [C] I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on. [E] [E7] Got those swollen hand blues. [F] [C] Got thirteen channels of shit on the T.V. to choose from. [Verse 2] [C] I've got electric light. [C7] And I've got second sight. [F] [Fm] [C] [E7] [Am] [D7] [G] And amazing powers of observation. [E7] And that is how I know [Am] When I try to get through [C] [D] [Fm6] On the telephone to you [C] [F] [C] There'll be nobody home. [Verse 3] [C] I've got the obligatory Hendrix perm. [E] [E7] And the inevitable pinhole burns [F] [C] [F] [C] All down the front of my favourite satin shirt. [C] I've got nicotine stains on my fingers. [E] I've got a silver spoon on a chain. [F] [C] I've got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains. [Verse 4] [C] I've got wild staring eyes. [C7] [F] And I've got a strong urge to fly. [Fm] [C] [E7] [Am] [D7] [G] [E7] But I got nowhere to fly to. [Am] [C] [D] [Fm6] Ooooh, Babe when I pick up the phone [C] [F] [C] [F] [C] There's still nobody home. [Outro] [C] I've got a pair of Gohills boots [E] [E7] (let it ring) and I got fading roots.